恋爱症候群

恋爱症候群

(Spoken Introduction)
Many experts tell me, to use a rational mindset to conduct love affairs
I often think, that these experts, have probably never fallen in love.
Don't believe, try it, how can you be rational when you're in love?
I think, it's probably false.

关于恋爱症候群的发生原因
至今仍然是最大的一个谜
Regarding the cause of the Epidemic of Live, it is still a mystery to this date

不管性别年龄职业体重学历长相和血型
没有一个人可以免疫
Regardless of gender, age, job, weight, qualifications, looks or blood type,
Nobody can be immunized against it.

有些专家学者研究后相信
恋爱是内分泌失调所引起
却有别人认为恋爱属于滤过性簿
象感冒无药可救但会自动痊愈
Some experts and scholars believe, that love is the result of an imbalance in body humours,
and others believe that it's like a virus,
Like the Flu, there's no effective medicine but it'll be cured by itself.

不管你同不同意
自古到今许多例子证明
恋爱不但是一种病态
它还可能是一种变态
Whether you agree or not, all through history, till to date, there are many examples to prove,
That love is not only a sickness, it might even be something of a fetish(perversion).

一般发病后的初期反应
会开始是改变一些生活习性
Usually when one is hit by the sickness, the initial stages include a change in lifestyle.

洗澡洗得特别干净
刷牙刷得特别用力
半夜突然爬起来 弹钢琴
One bathes extra clean, brushes his teeth extra hard,
and suddenly wakes up to play the piano at midnight.

有人每天站在阳台对路人傻笑
有人突然疯疯癫癫突然很安静
有人一脸痴呆对折镜子咬着指甲打喷嚏
有人对小狗骂三字经
Some people would stand at the balcony and grin silly at passer-bys
Some will suddenly be manic, suddenly be very calm
Some get a spastic expression, and look at the mirror biting their nails and sneeze
Some start cursing little dogs.

女人突然改变发型
男人开始每天练着哑铃
食欲不振歇斯底里四肢萎缩神经过敏发抖抽筋
都出现在这时期
Gals suddenly change their hairstyle, guys start pressing dumbbells every day,
Appetite constantly fluctuates, muscle spasms, hypersensitivity,
trembling and craps all happen during this time.

随着病情越来越变本加厉
人会变得格外敏感和恶心
写的说的唱的都想天才诗人一般才华洋溢
越肉麻越饿觉得有趣
As the symtomns start getting worse,
people start becoming extremely sensitive, brave and even disgusting
writing, speaking, singing with as much flair as the geniuses and poets,
the more lovey-dovey the better.

有人恋爱之后每天躲在厕所哭泣
有人开记者会宣布恋爱的消息
有人总是喜欢两个人躲在黑漆漆的地方
象做了不可告人的事情
Some people, after love, hide in the toilet and cry everyday,
some organize a press conference and announce their love,
and some like to hide in dark places in a couple,
like they have done something unspeakable.

每天忙着找人算命
挖空心思改变自己配合对方的习性
把每天都当作纪念日
把自己当作纪念品
每天漫无目的腻在一起
言不及义也觉得好有趣
走着坐着躺着趴着都形影不离
象是两人三脚又象连体婴
Every day looking for fortune tellers, start thinking of ways to change themselves to fit the other's habits,
Treating every day as an anniversary, and themselves as the present.
Sticking by each other every day for no particular reason,
it's interesting even when they're not talking.
Walking, sitting, lying face up or down, they're never out of each other's sight,
just like they're in a 3 legged race, or siamese twins.

心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你
也不管家里米缸有没有米
也不管路上有人示威抗议
只管爱你
All I'm thinking about is to love you, love you, love you.
I don't care if there's rice in the rice-bin at home.
I don't care if there are people protesting or rioting in the streets,
I only care about loving you.

心里想的只有爱你爱你爱你爱你
也不管海峡两岸统一问题
也不管衣索匹亚多少难民
只管爱你
All I'm thinking about is to love you, love you, love you,
I don't care about the unification of Taiwan and China,
don't care about the number of refuges in Ethiopia
I just care about loving you.

经过一段轰轰烈烈热恋时期
不久就会渐渐开始痊愈
After a tummultuous period, soon, one starts to recover.

两人开始互相厌倦
互相攻击对方缺点
所有甜蜜都随风而去
The two people start to get bored with each other, start to attack each other's weaknesses,
All the sweetness is gone with the wind.

然后开始从错觉和误解中清醒
惊讶自己为何如此不聪明
And then it's waking up from misunderstandings and hallucinations,
and being surprised at oneself how silly he can be.

为了爱情不管一切
不顾父母朋友姐妹兄弟
开始感到后悔不已
Ditching everything because of love, not caring about family, friends, brothers and sisters,
and feeling remorseful about it.

然后开始感到疲惫沉闷气喘心悸牙痛头痛梦呓
然后是精神不济瞳孔放大脾气暴躁四肢麻痹
And then after that is tiredness, frustration, sighing, heartworn, headaches, teethaches and nightmares,
And THEN it's mental instability, nostrils flaring, short tempers , numb limbs

终于受不了要分离
Finally can't take it anymore, and break up.

虽然结果颇令人伤心
And although the ending may be rather sad,

了解之后也没什么了不起
After you understand it, there's nothing really fantastic about it.

爱情终究是握不住的云
Love eventually is like a cloud, uncatchable,

只是我想要告诉你
And I just want to tell you...

在我落寞的岁月里
你的温柔解脱我的孤寂
带给我深深的狂喜
如此颤动我的心灵
In the times when I'm alone, your gentleness unravels my lonliness.
Brings me deep, mad joy, and touches my heart.

轻轻诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你
And I gently whisper, I love you, love you, love you,

不管是黑夜或是黎明
No matter whether it's dusk or dawn,

不管是梦中还是清醒
No matter whether it's in dreams or awake, I love you deeply.

深深爱你
多么幸福
让我遇见你呜……
我要对你诉说爱你爱你爱你爱你
How fortunate I am, to have met you...

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